dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

bristle kiss

When two (or more) toothbrushes are in the same cup and the bristles are touching.

"I'm going away this weekend. I really hope my roommate doesn't let our toothbrushes bristle kiss."

by librarianish August 12, 2019

Bristle Burn

When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.

Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.

by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021

mr bristles

The Name of an electric toothbrush that a girl has a good time with ;)

Ana needs to hurry up masturbating with mr bristles, i want my dang pudding!

by Phillip coolberg June 20, 2011

Bristle Dick

The act of unexpectedly toothbrushing someone else's dick.

"Bitch you just got bristle dicked!"

by Blacko El Nino September 22, 2007