Brisbane

A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.

Never date a guy from Brisbane.
"Hey, that white kid has a really squeaky voice, rides his scooter round town, says 'fuck' every three seconds, sags his pants, failed Spanish, and still attempts to speak it in a derogatory manner!"

"Wow, he must be from BRISBANE!"

-or-

"Ay! Look at papi!"

"Yeah, the only one in BRISBANE."
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Brisbane

Shitty city, ugly, humid, wet, sweaty, dirty, boring.
by Brizziesyxx January 31, 2010
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Brisbane

The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).
Gareth to friend: "oh look that's Josh from high school"
... "Hi Josh!"
Josh pretends not to hear and walks right on past to his ute-

Friend: "welp. that's Brisbane for you!!"
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brisbane

The capital of Queensland, Australia. It's as great as Sydney and Melbourne without the wankers!
Brisbane, beautiful one day, perfect the next!
by Bris girl! May 22, 2004
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brisbane

Probably one of the most improved cities in Australia since it's world-recognised "Country Town" Term used before the 1989 World Expo.
It is now an exciting and interesting place to live in,


As said by Lonely Planet:
"Brisbane has shucked its reputation as a backwater and emerged as one of the country's most progressive centres. It has several interesting districts, a good street cafe scene, a great riverside park, a busy cultural calendar and a thriving nightlife.

Known locally as Bris Vegas, the city is renowned for its sun and the brash, glitzy hordes that follow it, but it's also the arts capital of Queensland, with dozens of theatres, cinemas, concert halls, galleries and museums. A climate this good and culture too? It must be paradise.

It was its role as host to international events in the 80s, including the 1982 Commonwealth Games and Expo 88, that brought Brisbane out of its shell. It's the third-largest city in Australia and is fast becoming one of its most desirable places to live."

Population: 1.6 million
Increasingly becoming "The Place To Be"
by ctsm March 14, 2004
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brisbanes

A pair of abnormally large mammory glands
"Did you see the brisbanes on that!"
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brisbane

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest
by kimmy booth June 20, 2005
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