A small town in Westchester County, NY that happens to have higher taxes causeing the more wealthy people to be the ones who can afford to live there. NOT to be mistaken for a JAP town.
Did you see the fianly to the Apprentice last night?
Yes, Bill who ran the event at the golf course in Briarcliff won.
Yes, Bill who ran the event at the golf course in Briarcliff won.
by S March 31, 2005
Get the Briarcliff mug.The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until Thanksgiving or Christmas, and Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.
Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.
Nick: That depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering cold in my jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.
by The Fucking Road November 10, 2011
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The people living here are stuck up JAPs and CAPs with no life. Everyone in the town knows everything about each other and the school is so cliquey. You are friends with the same people from pre-school to graduation. The parties are lame and just an excuse to get blackout drunk. The town is full of pot heads who's parents don't give a shit about what their kids are doing. The "town"consists on one small street of overpriced shops that no one goes into. I could tell you everything about every person in my grade and that is the worst part.
by Bcliffbitch July 1, 2016
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Briarcliff is a town full of rich snobs, JAPs, and white girls who think they shit gold. Everyone knows everything about everyone. There is absolutely no diversity and many children are surprised when people with different ethnicitys transfer in Freshman Year from the other more crappy Westchester schools.
by POCOSUCKS July 2, 2019
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