breastuals...

same as breasts, boobs, guns, etc etc etc... breast is a very easy word to say, however, the plural form proves difficult for some.... breasts aka breastsszsss

breastuals is just a fun word to say....

baby... i love touching your breastuals... cuz they feel so good!

by rocko... January 14, 2008

Breastarber shop

A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."

by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016

beastular

adj., a combination of the words beast and tubular: something that is extremely cool and wonderful

Friday night's events were absolutely beastular

by the hizzle May 19, 2005

breastboarding

Breastboarding is asphyxiation by American mammary glands. A paradigm of non-torture utilized to elicit military intelligence. A means of education; didactic. See waterboarding for a less entertaining form of erudition.

GI Jane breastboarded that "terrorist" all the way to Allah. Her breastboarding was beautiful and brutal and blissbul to witness. I savor the thought of hopefully seeing a callipygian version of her breastboarding

by shadowcat1111 April 3, 2008

Breasturrection

Becoming re- attracted to your wifes' nipples after several chidren and years of marriage.

I love my wifes nipples again, i tell ya, they came back from the dead, its a Breasturrection!

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 23, 2008

Breastward

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.

I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Breastplate

A Breastplate is a decorative tattoo across the chest usually below the neck and above the bosom centered on the sternum but not always. Like some breastplates of the middle ages had insignias like winged eagles or family crests. Many breastplate tattoos look symmetrical but symmetry is not necessary.

Look at Porn Star Misti Dawn's breastplate... it really accents her cleavage.

Where'd you get that breastplate and sleave? Very nice artwork.

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) October 16, 2012