Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

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brandonderealest

The Most beautiful man alive, build in the image of Zeus himself. A titan over all men, and a beacon of hope to the world. he is currently single to the mystery of everyone, he will find and smooch you and your mom. look at his luscious locks on twitch

you sub to Brandonderealest? you better be.

by Rui June 27, 2021

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BrandonDeRealest

The sexiest man alive. Will destroy you in Rocket League. Will dominate you in GeoGuessr. No hesitation to absolutely annihilate you in BeamNG. No mercy given by BrandonDeRealest

"Yo, you catch the BrandonDeRealest stream last night?"
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."

by yowhatthestreamerdoin June 28, 2021

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brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

by Scalman October 23, 2011

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