A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.
Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?
Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.
Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.
Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.
Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.
by Deerdles March 7, 2008
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A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.
1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).
2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak
2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak
by olechka November 26, 2009
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You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
by mogy June 18, 2007
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by ShakeNBake1 April 20, 2007
Get the band aid mug.The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.
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