Brainstorm

When the girl give you head, you cum in her mouth and she throws it back up on the tip of your dilznick.

Man, I gave that bitch a dirty brainstorm.

by Gainful May 22, 2009

Branstrom

Branstrom ladies party hard. They are known for knowing how to shop lift, where to buy some good weed, and knowing how to make some awesome drinks.

Let's go find that Branstrom girl.

by Jenifer McKenna January 20, 2009

BTrainStory

Long drawn out tale told by a rambling storyteller that usually makes the listener drowsy.

"This BTrainStory is putting me to sleep."

by BBNY February 16, 2007

brianstorm

When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.

"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."

by YAAAAAAS June 23, 2014

barnstormed

Dropping an gastual ass bomb on someone in a closed space.

Similar to crop dusting... but taken place in a smaller closed area, like my office.

I was just barnstormed by that gas ass down the hall when he came in to borrow a pen. Someone open a window

by neilo510 November 1, 2011

brainstrain

1-when you are trying so hard to work out something far too complex for your state of mind at the present time that you get a headache.

2-when your so mentally exhausted thinking of minor simple things is a massive effort.

etc.

1-If there was a fence that was like a grid, and the total volume of the fence was 3ft cubed, and the fence was 6 foot tall. if the fence was evenly distributed and a dragonfly measuring 1” height and 4” width, and it could only fly up to 4', what is the probability it will hit the fence, flying straight at the fence, at any given point within the range given.
reading that gave me massive brainstrain

2- what is 5+5+5+5+7+5? too tired, giving me brainstrain

by BrAiNsTrAinNN March 28, 2011

Brainsturbating

When you masturbate without any physical contact, stimulating your sexual nerves by using brainwaves to arouse yourself and by fooling your reproductive parts into believing there is actual physical contact. ATTENTION : This requires masterhood training.

Jeff was armless yet he could still pleasure himself by brainsturbating since he was a wizard.

by UkuleleSavage May 8, 2018