Braedens have the most giant, girthy, heavy, veiny, long, strong, penis in the entirety of mankind itself. Some people even call Braeden Reginald Long Dong because of how big his penis is.
Wow look at his dick! Must be a Braeden
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That one retarded kid who is white that thinks he is good at baskey ball, runs from fat kids.
"Oh thats Braeden", "i heard he runs from fat kids and looks like a duck."
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One of the cutest guys you will ever meet and is extremely cute and athletic. Also known as a chick magnet
Braeden is dope
by Hai guays February 9, 2017
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Braeden is a guy who is handsome and insanely funny. He is most certainly a ladie's man. He is a good writer and although his friends sometimes call him a scrub, he knows they are joking. His best friends names usually start with B, D, and E. He has lots of crushes on girls usually named Maddie, Maria, or Iliana.
The Braeden walked down the halls, girls surrounding him laughing at his jokes.
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He’s someone you’ll accidentally become friends with. He may seem quiet at first, but once you get him talking you won’t regret it. You’ll hear the best stories and situations he’s been in. If you have the chance to understand his sense of humour he’ll leave you wheezing. Somehow he’s really good at roasting you in the most caring and sarcastic way. He’ll always share his food and feed you even if you’re full. He’s fair and kind to everyone. If you meet a Braeden, be thankful.
Braeden is just like me
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Anyone who is a braeden well everyone loves him he spits bars and knows how to rap he probably stole your girl
Oh shit it's a braeden we must praise him
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A nasty cunt who brakes up relationships, fucks over other's feelings, and is the most autistic person alive. He makes the most racial and dark jokes for fun. He hates most ethnicities other than white and believes in slavery. He is a prick. His most common phrase is "Give your balls a tug tit fucker." He has the most "douche" physical features, but he has some good features too. He's a pog champ and has a massive cock. Braeden will fuck you up...
Yo Braeden is a dick.
by Deepwoolds October 17, 2019
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