Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!

I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.

Frank Sinatra

by Doors. November 1, 2022

wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach

Five nights at freddys sb (fnaf 9)

IS the most buggy game ever
therefore is bad

dude: bro wanna play fnaf sb
you: no its the most buggy bad ever
you: Five Nights At Freddy's Security Breach is buggy

by nexusmoki January 23, 2023

She's/he's gone down the beach

When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation

She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.

by Lickytoads June 21, 2017

J.S. Bach

a term for anal sex.

Want to have sex? Are you into J.S. Bach?

by bardlehel August 24, 2008

Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019