boykin

no shower, no teeth being brushed, manchild ,never leaves the t.v. so he can watch cnn or discovery channel. Also still lives with his parents at the age of 28 and still is a virgin that has four kids.

"I didn't feel like doing shit today, I kinda felt like a boykin."

by Sue Boykin November 6, 2007

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.

Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

jessica boykin

Queen of the trash pandas and ruler of all that is trashy including Palm Bay and parts of west Melbourne where it smells of stripper crotch pheasant on Thursday night. 🤮🤢

The Jessica Boykin will have my head if she finds out I didn’t leave my trash out on trash night

by Nickwatson April 4, 2019

Boykin Wilder

Tall pussy like giraffe that has broken every single bone in their body known to man. Also, has down syndrome with a vitamin d deficiency.

There is a new youtube series staring Boykin Wilder called Dude Imperfect.

by emojiphonie May 5, 2022

Earl Boykins

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

The Boykin

The act of taking a dump while straddling the toilet in an unlocked stall, relentlessly jerking off like you've been in a desert for two months surrounded by dudes. Climax not required. Exhibitionism desired. Shame optional. Spit for lube...the dirtier the better.

J-Bird walked into the bathroom...and caught this jerkoff was giving himself The Boykin! The kid just made direct eye contact, Boykined harder, screamed "Ggghhhhhhhhhhhhgggg, Ghhhhhh, Ghhhhhhhhhhhhggggg" then denied the confrontation.

by The Watcher VII February 27, 2014

boykin spaniel

Dog bred by southern royalty (the Boykin family - also related to the Markleys and Beards of Camden, South Carolina). This dog was bred to further adjust the spaniel breed to the southern climate and is utilized for hunting birds.

Also known as a "swamp poodle".

Ex. I just bought a Boykin Spaniel, and next weekend we are going hunting for some duck. Y'all are welcome to hop in the truck and join us.

by Ms. Havisham June 5, 2014