boxpot

A favorably large amount of boxes to be given away or discovered.

As in the phrase "Hit the boxpot" where someone chances upon a situation in which a large number of free boxes are bestowed upon them.

Especially significant when in the process of moving away, or looking for ways to disguise the identity of Christmas presents.

Undoubtedly, a boxpot is a freaking awesome thing to be desired and cherished.

"Holy cow, I was just at the grocery store and scored a MASSIVE boxpot!"

"YESS!!! I finally, FINALLY hit the boxpot bigtime, baby!!"

"After winning the boxpot, I quit my job and retired at age 24."

by Evy Claire March 24, 2008

BoxBoxing

The art and/or sport of blindly running into people with a cardboard box on your head.

Howto:

1. Go to a large, open field with 4+ friends. Bring large cardboard boxes that, if placed on the head, would reach down to one's lower torso/waist.

2. Everyone get into a large circle, facing each other

3. All participants place a large cardboard box on their head. Brace front of the inside of the box with your arms, so that if you are in a full-on collision, you will not get a head injury.

4. SPRINT IN ANY DIRECTION AND HOPE YOU HIT SOMEONE!

The intenseness of this sport is from the adrenaline of never knowing when you're going to be hit. Peeking out of the bottom of your box at times of rest is permitted AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I am not liable for any injuries that happen due to this definition. :D

While Adam, Daniel, Todd, and I were boxboxing last weekend, Adam hit Daniel and Daniel was so un-prepared that he was airborne for five feet.

by KillerOfBlueberries November 10, 2009

boxor

Leet speak for computer. Most comonly used because of the large number of "0's" which can be replaced with "0's." It can be stacked with other leet speak to make you look like a moron. Also can be used to replace the word boxer (underwear and combat).

i g0ts a shiney r0x0r b0x0r - I have a fine new computer.
my b0x0r is broked - My Computer is malfunctioning.
I am a boxor - I am a boxer

by Toxic Ninja September 17, 2006

Boxologist

Someone who has dedicated there life to become a grand master in the study of the female box

That dude gets so much pussy, he is a total boxologist.

Daddy daddy when I grow up, I want to be a boxologist.
Atta boy son

by Brendorunduah January 18, 2009

Boxxy

An adorable high school girl that became an internet sensation in the beginning of 2009 via multiple videos posted on Youtube and other websites. She exudes love and innocence in a unique, charming manner, often bringing joy and happiness to those with a pure heart despite the jaded world we currently live in. The only hope for mankind.

Every time I watch one of Boxxy's videos I feel a warm glow deep inside, it's awesome!

by durok1 October 22, 2009

Roxorz Boxorz

AN UB3R WAY TO SAY SMTHING IS REALY AWSOME OR KICKS SERIOUS ASS

E.G.:tim has a roxorz boxorz new PC

by KaXouNa April 14, 2009

boxford

A town with the second lowest population density in eastern Massachusetts, comprised of rich middle aged white people who like forests and horses better than neighbors; a.k.a. the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Boxford.
Person 1: Oh, Boxborough? I know where that is.
Person 2: No, BoxFORD.
Person 1: Huh?

by castnoshadow June 13, 2005