BowTie

A sad excuse for an Italian male, with a sheer disregard for work place etiquette and male fashion.

WARDROBE: The everlasting bow tie is a must. It is a necessary and sufficient condition to be a BowTie. The bow tie is naturally sported on a classic baggy polo to give the male an uneasy and out-of-place look. Granted, an uneasy and mundane expression accompanies the equally disturbing look.

NATURAL HABITAT: The BowTie can be spotted in 'tammarri clubs' equipped with the dreary 'BowTie' look. The club provides the perfect social setting for this perturbed being, given the large amounts of inebriating substances that lead others to consider the BowTie's presence as indifferent.

Equally, when not found scouting for birds , the BowTie can be located at his daytime work office. Here, though, its behaviour is as unsettling as it is in the tammarri clubs. The BowTie is notorious for having a particularly poor and stubborn game. Poor because, quite frankly, because it sucks bawls, with a complete disregard to the opposite sex and courting norms. Stubborn because the BowTie keeps at it, despite the lack of successful courtships. Though admirable, one cannot help but feel a slight indifference to its attempts.
'Are you jelous that dude buttoned up your GF's dress?'

'No, how could be jelous of BowTie'
by RubbaG June 20, 2016
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Bowtie

A penis flash technique mainly used by a male on partners or close friends. The fully clothed male pulls his penis and testicles both over his waistband, then tucks his penis back into his shorts between his still exposed testicles.
"Hey babe, look at the bowtie i picked for our wedding!"
by Viperer August 28, 2018
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Bowtie

The worlds only win win win situation.
I pulled off a bowtie this morning.
by mrjsw January 27, 2008
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texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.
Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.
by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017
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cincinatti bowtie

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
by Hrag June 11, 2006
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cincinnati bowtie

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie
by Handsome McSexy August 13, 2005
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