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"oh look, theres a bovine"
bovine by Obz May 22, 2003
The act of chewing.

Slang term for eating very loud.
Sarah was boving her food
Bovine- act of eating / chewing
Bovine by ArnoldUNO1 June 13, 2021

bovine feces 

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!
bovine feces by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014

Bovine Fecal Material 

Bovine = of or relating to cattle
fecal material = feces (poo)

BULL SHIT!!!

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Teat Juice 

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk
I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones
Bovine Teat Juice by Bill Speed October 29, 2004