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BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.
Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!
by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010
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bovice

a real close nigga, almost brothers.
me and my nigga bovice chilled in the mall.
by Bobby Gilmore March 27, 2007
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bovine feces

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!
by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014
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Bevid

To drink alcohol or to get drunk on an alcoholic beverage.
Cook: Mate, Bevid?, Spliff...SORTED!
by thripsi February 10, 2009
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Bovine Fecal Material

Bovine = of or relating to cattle
fecal material = feces (poo)

BULL SHIT!!!
by the god of bio will smite you! January 21, 2010
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organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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King Bovinus XII

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.
King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?
by The Rustler March 20, 2017
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