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bonified

1. adj. a misspelling of bona fide.

2. v. (archaic) the past participle of bonify, which means "to make good".
1. This says, "Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star." I guess that means that most movie stars are pretty bad.

2. Darth Vader is bonified by his son, Luke Skywalker.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
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Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
by TSEngineer July 11, 2009
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bonified

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.
I'm a bonified band geek, yo.
by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005
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Brucified

1. Of or pertaining to being hosed or hoodwinked by the principles of a guy named Bruce.

2. Being overwhelmed my techno mumbo jumbo, when a simple yes or no answer would suffice

3. When a costly piece of technical equipment is missing from the office, and months later is located at Bruce's house being used as a doorstop, all unbeknownst to Bruce.
1. "Bruce told us the software upgrade would work...no problem."
"Well guess what, it DOESN't work!"
"Dude, you've been Brucified."

2. "Bruce, can we use the extra computer on your desk?"
1. "Well, if the USB port is not compatible with the 9 pin, the RCA cable could work, but it's the interface within the firewall that utlimately won't synch with the EMT."

3. Look what I found!
Are you kidding? I've been looking for that forever! Where did you find that?
Bruce's wife called. Said she the rennovation was complete and the door didn't need to be propped open any longer.
by adobegal February 8, 2007
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boneified

The physical readiness of the male to take on a willing female.
I don't need to take Blue Pill to get boneified for my lady!
by Phil from GR January 31, 2008
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bougified

Officially certified (someone or something) as possessing certain qualities of being bougie.
She only eats real garlic, not garlic out of jar. She has been bougified.
by BK_All Day December 1, 2016
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bogified

1. To force a bogus nature upon someone or something.
2. Having a bogus nature.
"He's certified bogified.".
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.
by Miles Lott December 8, 2003
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