Dooney and Bourke

The epitome of mismatching colors, animal skins and African baby hair all jumbled together to make one, butt-ugly mismatched purse.

"Did you puke all over your shoulder and arm?"
"No! It's my Dooney and Bourke purse OMG STFU!!!"

by Ms. Drac January 6, 2009

Bourkeiship

Like an Apprenticeship, a Bourkeiship is the act of being paid as a tradesman, doing tradesman's work and claiming to be a tradesman without having actually done a trade.

Gary: "Did you know Lanny's a printer?"
Trevor: "Naaaah, he's only done a Bourkeiship."

by Shaun W October 24, 2007

Chuckin' a Bourkey

To act in a highly attractive manner towards one being, any other forms of communication with any other being is obliviated. Most commonly found in "The Village".

e.g of Chuckin' a bourkey - idk i couldnt thiink of 1

by VillageTerms January 2, 2018

dooney & bourke

pretty much the best brand/designer of purses ever known in the history of purses

any dooney & bourke purse or whatever

by KAiTliN EMilY July 3, 2006

dooney and bourke

the best purses ever...really expensive...but not as much as prada, etc, but u get better quality...

My Dooney is the pimpass purse!

by Sarah_Elizabeth April 13, 2005

Back of Bourke

A long way away; Australian slang.

Bourke is practically the back of Bourke, from where I live.

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bourke

A fat man who cannot run further than 10 metres without crying, who eats 15 x 21 profiteroles each day, who sweats out of his own anus then uses the liquid in his tea, who sometimes likes to feed on his own nipples secretion and when the weather gets really hot goes to waterpark and kids use him as a ride.

Guy:What the fuck is that lump of shit doing on my lawn?
Bourke:sorry mate, just went for a roll and couldnt be fucked to go any further.
Guy:oh sorry man didnt know that was you

by hairymaneatingchips November 14, 2011