Utah Bottle Rocket

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.

Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.

by loafnaround September 19, 2020

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Bottle rocket

When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.

"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*

by Fishy1129 September 22, 2015

Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Human bottle rocket

The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.

Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket

by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021

French Bottle Rocket

when your partner is in the act of firing the top of a wine cap up your anus while you are naked

oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss

by urbanman223 December 22, 2010

Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018