When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
Get the Utah Bottle Rocketmug. by DaHolmes January 29, 2023
Get the bottle rocket scientistmug. When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.
"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*
by Fishy1129 September 22, 2015
Get the Bottle rocketmug. Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.
Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
Olga: I did, it was amazing.
Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?
Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
Get the Scottish Bottle Rocketmug. by Lemonachi_man January 24, 2021
Get the Human bottle rocketmug. oh fire it, fire it, french bottle rocket me hard get close up and fire it hard ooooooooohhhhhh...... yeeeeeessssssssssss
by urbanman223 December 22, 2010
Get the French Bottle Rocketmug. An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
Get the bottle rocket cockmug.