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Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
by FuzzysTacos July 24, 2011
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Boswell Child Lover

In the town of Boswell PA a person with blinding blonde hair guy lurks in the shadow waiting for you to drop your guard to take your kids he is no amateur watch out or you might never see them again be where of the Boswell Child Lover
Your walking down the road and the Boswell Child Lover takes your kids
by Vcdf March 20, 2025
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Sticky Boswell

When you blow a load on your sisters face, then go out and win that race!
Colton totally gave her a Sticky Boswell last night
by The Jacking Force Wizard August 23, 2023
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