A person who comes from, grew up in, or resides in Boston, Massachusetts. (No doubt they will be a huge Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots fan.)
by Michelle Koz. September 16, 2006
Get the Bostonian mug.Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.
Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.
by Bahstonian January 21, 2011
Get the Fake Bostonian mug.person who was born and grew up in Boston. Die Hard Sports fan from the Sox To the Bruins. Knows there way around the twists and turns of downtown. Has a knack for hating anything New York related. Sometimes might leave off an "r" or add "wicked" when speaking or put an "ie" in ur neighborhoods name and call it "Westie" or "Southie" and of course the MBTA is just the "T".
Mike had lived in boston since he was a boy, now having been there for most of his life he is no doubt a Bostonian for life.
by Boston Joe September 2, 2007
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Get the barstonian mug.A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?
Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening
Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?
Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?
Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?
Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?
Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.
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Man my eyes are so fucking red, I just beat the first 250 levels of Bosconian.
The polyphonic beeps of Bosconian haunt my dreams...
The polyphonic beeps of Bosconian haunt my dreams...
by LordNocturne December 31, 2007
Get the bosconian mug.When approaching the counter at a Dunkin' Donuts (a Boston-based coffee/donut fast food chain with extremely disgusting coffee that all Bostonians think is "wicked awesome"), they will say either "Gimme a cawffee" or "I need a cawffee." That will be the end of their dialogue, as they slam their money down, take their change, and greedily start sucking on their "cawfee" without even so much as looking at the person serving them.
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