Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.

Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008

boregasm

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

by jmusc February 4, 2010

boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

by Ovidien February 18, 2007

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 4, 2008

boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"

by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005

boregasm

noun: a very intense yawn of long duration that is induced by a prolonged state of boredom.

Examples:

1. Oh *yawns*, my god what a boregasm I just had! I am exhausted from it.

2. I had boregasm so hard, I even squirted...tears from my eyes.

by Ahksmar May 7, 2012