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BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.
Man that bitched baptized me last night
by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006
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baptize the car

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
by mbergy April 18, 2018
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lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever
me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?
by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019
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Baptize

To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.
I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.
by Hairy piper January 20, 2009
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baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!
by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005
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baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.
by Zag May 16, 2004
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baptize

To water or dilute, as in liquor.
Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!
by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005
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