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Boot camp 

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
Boot camp by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
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boot camp wash 

When you don't have time to take a proper shower, so you just wash your buttcrack, crotch, underarms and (if you're female) under your boobs. Comes from military basic training when an entire unit has 10-15 minutes in a communal shower.
My roommate took forever in the bathroom this morning, so I had to boot camp wash in order to make it to work on time.

Boot Camp Fortune 

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
Boot Camp Fortune by Wavion November 28, 2023

Military Boot Camp 

A building or facility in which people who have been recruited into the military are sent to in order to begin and finish their training.
James and Johnny are joining the air force, wait until they get a load of military boot camp!

Grandpa's Boot Camp

When the elderly is admitted to a rehab center for physical or occupational therapy.
Grandpa's Boot Camp is for new admittance, with strict discipline regime

Shit-Faced Boot Camp 

/N/ An annual gathering of old friends over Memorial Day Weekend in the United States, who pay homage to the old days by consuming large and copious amounts of drink and drugs, as if they are in training for the rest of the summer.

The First Shit-Faced Boot Camp took place in 2003. After a crazy night at Neptunes in Hampton Bays, Long Island, it was decided that it would be an awesome idea to Memorial day weekend in the Hampton Bays...originally at Alan Acres. And Remember: What happens at Alan Acres Stays at Alan Acres.

Abrv: SFBC
Because this is Shit-Faced Boot Camp number 3...Take No Prisoners.

neo-nazi boot camp makeover 

term used with girls whom have shaved their head. also used on the film "empire records" after debra shaves off all of her hair in the store bathroom.
Gina: Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'.