Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad July 30, 2008

boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010

boogertastic

From the latin for to most bodacious; the act of being as awesome as a booger

Dude! That chick is totally boogertastic!

by George Hoefer March 4, 2005

booper block

a person who only has dick on there mind 24/7 and nothing else

hey man I think dat girl is booper blockin

by rudd boiii December 9, 2007

boppertunity

When your chances of getting bopped up are exponentially increased

"I'd hate myself too if I missed a boppertunity like that!"

by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012

Boomertistic

An adjective to describe somebody with a Baby Boomer like personality.

"That woman over there is so boomertistic it annoys me."

by obama.com October 27, 2019

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010