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Boont Blunt
A deep South term for a premo, or wetstick or blunt laced with cocaine, pcp, or other powdered/liquid drugs.
Boont Blunt by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009
Bontri
A person who asks too many questions. Particularly, this means personal questions. A bontri is annoying and repulsive.
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
You can recognise a bontri by the words and gestures he/she is using. For example: before asking a question a bontri will point his/hers finger up and say the word question and then continue to ask the question. Another sign of a bontri is him/her saying hmmmmmm on very obvious stuff.
However, when a bontri is being asked these questions he/she backs away and doesn't anwer them.
To fight a bontri with words is useless because a bontri will keep attacking you with questions. Instead, against a bontri you use whipped cream because a bontri fears whipped cream. This is then called a krunoslag.
Good luck with a bontri!
Bontri: ☝️ "Question: why did you go to the gynecologist. Do you have an STD? Are you pregnant? Are you okay? What is your IBAN?"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Some person: " You're such a bontri. That's personal stuff. Imma pull out my whipped cream."
Bontri: "No please no! Stop it! I don't like a krunoslag! I will stop asking questions. Just please stop with the krunoslag!"
Bontri by Zekoslav Mrkva September 24, 2020
Boobtuber
A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.
The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.
The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.
Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.
The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.
Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"
Boobtuber's video comments section:
"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)
Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:
Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"
Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"
Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"
Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"
Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"
Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.
Boobtuber's video comments section:
"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)
Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:
Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"
Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"
Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"
Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"
Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"
Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.