Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

bozoitis

A highly contagious illness that causes one’s brain to be as smooth as the left ass cheek of a new born baby.

Ayo bill’s got bozoitis!
Of Fr? no way.
Yeah, better stay clear of him!

by Apollo06 July 16, 2022

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022

Di Bonitis

Di Bonitis happens when one finds himself a social drain on those around them. They have highly boring tendencies and their social skills relapse to our primitive primatial ancestors. They have extreme allergic reactions to what one would consider FUN. It is often said that they can be seen sat lonely in their room like a grizzly bear in hibernation.

Oh, he used to be so fun, he must have caught Di Bonitis.

Wevens I think you have come down with a case of Di Bonitis

by osh123_123 January 17, 2023