ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
by tedd January 2, 2008
Get the bongitis mug."My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"
by jagja April 12, 2009
Get the beastie boyitis mug.Spanish for "Where are all the pretty girls?"
John went to the senior center hoping to find a hot volunteer worker for a girl and said "Donde estan las muchachas bonitas?"
by BOBMAN vs. EVIL-PETE October 13, 2004
Get the Donde estan las muchachas bonitas mug.Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.
"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1
by theJR April 22, 2010
Get the Chronic Bongitis mug.A horrible disease that afflicts the human skeleton. This disease comes in three distinct forms. Type "A", being the second most-common variant affects the order in which the symptoms present themselves. Type "A" is known as the "top-down" variant, meaning that it starts at the head and works its way down to the feet. Type "B", being the third most common, is known as "bottom-up", meaning that it starts at the feet and works its way up to the top of the skull. Type "C", being the most common, is known as the "OH JESUS" form as this variant displays the symptoms of boneitis all at once. Boneitis itself is a disease of the human skeleton that causes individual bones to explode. Each bone has a distinct eruption:
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.
Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.
-Femurs tend to explode through the front of the thigh.
-Tibias tend the explode out of the sides.
-The tricep/bicep area and the shoulder erupt at a perpendicular to the center of the body at a frontal orientation.
-The digits, both hand and feet, erupt in a fashion known as the "firecracker" effect.
-The ribcage breaks apart at the sternum, swinging open, and exposing the internal organs.
-The individual ribs themselves explode into small bits of bone shrapnel (CAUTION: When witnessing Boneitis, please seek shelter as shrapnel may harm you)
-The mandible splits in the center swinging out similarly to the ribcage, then the arms of the mandible likewise explode with particular ferocity.
-The skull implodes.
The only bone which remains intact is the pelvis, although in perfect condition (if those afflicted are in nominal health), bursts into flame.
Boneitis can be transmitted in the air, through water, blood, semen, vaginal fluid, rectal fluid, phlegm, hair follicles, skin, fecal matter, and through digestive fluid including salivary fluid.
He caught boneitis, and before my eyes his bones came out of him, and then their splinters chased me as his bones proceeded to explode.
by The Major & Sacha March 16, 2005
Get the boneitis mug.The act of ridiculously rough sexual intercourse with an extremely hot woman. In verb form it is known as: to Bonitize
C1: hey dude ya know that chick lisa that we met at the beach the other day surfing?
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight
by Samuel I Patterson October 24, 2008
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