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Bonitization 

The act of ridiculously rough sexual intercourse with an extremely hot woman. In verb form it is known as: to Bonitize
C1: hey dude ya know that chick lisa that we met at the beach the other day surfing?
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight

Bonitization by Samuel I Patterson October 24, 2008
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bobbitization 

To remove the sexual organ of a male human
His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.
bobbitization by gigi q November 8, 2007

Bacon Bonification 

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.
Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.
Bonification by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

Bronitiation

You know how some frat houses require initiations? Well Bronitiation is that exact thing for the homies, in order to be a homie you must go through some sort of Bronitiation
1) We ask that you’ll join us in being one of the homies… but to ensure that you are a true G you have to go through the trials of Bronitiation 🥶
Bronitiation by Weeb.exe1 March 23, 2022

Bronitiation

Your first experience, or your initiation of broin' it up.
I had my bronitiation at the party last night where we listened to Jack Johnson and drank Natty Ice.
Bronitiation by Albert Brostein August 3, 2007

Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".
I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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