Bongled

A laptop that is completely fucked

here mate, this laptop is bongled

by Brokied IT June 20, 2022

grandaddy bonglegs

a bong named after a slight misconception of words involving a grandaddy longlegs spider.

While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."

by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008

Bongoled

BONGOLED- A state in which even the basic of tasks simply can't be completed; you achieve this state via hitting a fat bong

"yo bro, I'm fuckinnn bongoled!"

"Load up another bowl let's get bongoled"

by SquishyPrincess February 22, 2017

bongle tlot

This is what happens when you somehow seriously fuck up saying begone thot

A: BONGLE TLOT

B: what...

by BongleTlot September 26, 2017

Bongle

#Bongleforpresident
Bongle is sweaty but a legend
everyone likes Bongle
Bongle is bongle and u can change my mind

#bongle

by cut the cameras October 20, 2020

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

bonkler

An idiot; a know-nothing.

Don't be a bonkler, vote for Kerry!

by Kiko June 26, 2004