bonerman

When you are drinking in the garage and decide to pull out some nudes of your girlfriend from the 70’s to show your buddies forgetting that there is one of you with your hands on your waist at full mast hence getting you the nickname “bonerman”

I went to a rager at Johns last night and saw a picture of his of his boner man... “bonerman”

by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019

Bonermania

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand

One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania

by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011

bonermarathon

A whorehouse when you walk through the front door.

Hey man what the hell happened at the bonerMarathon

by Wirthman86 March 8, 2018

bonearoma

The fragrance that emanates from a well seasoned male genitalia.

She found his bonearoma quite inviting.

by blast master2323 September 9, 2022

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025

bonermax

The maximum firmness of which the male genital can achieve under normal circumstances.

Woah man my dick is so hard I think I might hit a new bonermax

by Bonermax March 5, 2025