Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.

That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing

by Julesfools February 25, 2010

Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

BonerBag

1.Another name for a condom
2.May be used as a name

1.I went to fuck my girlfriend when i said "wait i need a bonerbag..." she said.."what?"

2.
person1: hey you dick, move out of the way!
person 2: no you bonerbag, im staying!

by Homedogdude January 13, 2009

Napolean Bonerpart

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

by brad1368 September 1, 2010

Bonerito

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)

A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.

by Bonerito March 29, 2015

Hard Bonerism

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bonneriah

excessive or many boners that guys cannot control

Man i think Mr. MCcorkle has bonneriah!

by ydnam May 1, 2008