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boner jam

A song, that when played, gives the listener a boner.

The singer can only be of the sex that attracts you.

A female can have a boner jam.
Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my boner jam. It always gives me a throbbing erection.
by El Presedente June 22, 2009
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Boner Jam

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.
Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"
by Carver's Ur daddy August 21, 2010
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boner jam

jamming your boner into the wall to make it go down
Man i got this massive erection yesterday but my mom came in so i had to boner jam it
by Bawls November 7, 2006
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Boner Jam

The pornographic version of Space Jam starring Jugs Bunny Poke-her pig, muff dive the martian and special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Michael Jordan
"Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"
by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeea November 28, 2009
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Boner Jam

Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.
Lowdown by Boz Scaggs is the ultimate Boner Jam.
by Mel Balls November 28, 2007
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Boner Jam

When you jam your boner in her ass without loosening it up first. Just jam it in there.
That receptionist bitch is walking funny today. As if she got a couple boner jams last night
by The Trash Man bancini November 25, 2010
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Boner Jams '03

Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006
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