boneless

1. Becoming intoxicated to the point where you fall to the ground exclaiming bone loss.

2. Too intoxicated to maintain average human structure.

3. The need to be "shoveled up" due to sudden loss of bones. Body typically placed in duffel bag until bones are recovered.
"I was so drunk i went boneless in the bar and got kicked out"
by DTFrawdog December 22, 2009
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boneless

A person, place, or thing that is pointless. It lacks truth or meaning.
- Antivax mothers Facebook posts with “legit” data.

- Girls with “daddy issues” who have great fathers.
- “Cowboys” who have never ridden a horse.
- Most “public figures” on Instagram are boneless.
by BSqueeb February 26, 2020
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An oldschool skateboard trick with a strange name. You grab your board with your hand, step down with your front foot and jump off the ground holding your deck and with your back foot on the deck. Land on the deck and roll away.

It also has some variations, as can be seen in various ol'skool skate videos.
by murhaaya May 03, 2005
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State of extreme tiredness, where you are at the verge of collapsing.
Shit, after that crazy weekend, I'm completely boneless today.

I need to sleep now, I'm boneless.
by xlr-8 March 08, 2018
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boneless

commonly occurs when drinking in large amounts
"gavan and i drank a whole bottle of jack and then tried to skate, we were both completely boneless"

"i drank to the point where i became boneless last night, i couldnt keep myself off the floor no matter how hard i tried"
by surfs-up-brah October 18, 2007
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boneless

when something is bad; or lesser than something else
something that sucks
Teacher- clear everything from your desks, pop quiz!
Student- bruh, thats boneless

Friend- PUBG is just boneless Fortnite
by bonelessgod May 09, 2018
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Ivar the Boneless

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?
by Ivar the Boneless August 04, 2019
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