Balories

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.

"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."

by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009

belorange

1. To make up a word for the sole purpose of forcing another word to be able to rhyme

Because i was bored, i beloranged the word belorange.

by Veleno Sangue August 5, 2003

Blorank

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.

Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.

by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009

blortmanteau

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

by rxnxr October 16, 2009

blorgia

The phenomenon of Georgia voting for a Democratic candidate. Notably occurred in the 2020 presidential election, but also in 1992 and other years.

At 4:20 A.M. on November 6th, 2020, Blorgia became a reality.

by Xeof November 7, 2020

blörö

Traditional Finnish breakfast consisted in a hot coffee, 1 shot of vodka and 1 cigarette

Every time I visit Finland I take a blörö for breakfast

by Javier_valenzuelav February 19, 2021

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face

by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022