bowfin

Scottish slang; digusting, horrible or unsightly

pronounced like, "how", a servants "bow" etc

here mate, your burds heavy bowfin
The gherkins in this roll are bowfin'
here mate, your crusty toenail is actually bowfin

by ChronosDG December 3, 2007

bofinger

A very astute man who knows his livejasmin whores and enjoys energy drinks.

Man, look at bofinger opening those livejasmin links! He's like a rat taking cheese.

by BanZ___ April 13, 2009

Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Boarfing

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.

Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.

by GioMemes April 25, 2017

Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

by GentooThePenguin June 18, 2011

crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016