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bong geometry

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019
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Bongcloud

The Bongcloud Opening is an aggressive and sound chess opening, championed by many including Fischer, Tal, Capablanca and Kasparov, that starts with e4, e5 and Ke2!!

This opening develops the King to a good spot and allows White to control the center with his king preventing Black from using the weak d3 and f3 squares to attack White's king. White also gains a tempo, which may lead to Zugzwang later, as after Qe1!, forming a King and Queen battery, an Xray attack on Black's King is threatened and Black has to waste a move to respond. Other benefits of the opening include the negation of Back-rank mates as the King is no longer on the back rank and that Black will most likely overextend his pieces in an attempt to launch an assault on the safe White King.

Lack of documentation on the opening forces Black to get out of the book immediately and blunder with moves like Nf6??.
Bongcloud Moves List:
1. e4! e5?? 2. Ke2!!
by orphamiel October 28, 2013
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bong booty

A hearty meal that was recommended to Alex of the YouTube channel, "I Hate Everything" by user Gurk Face
Wow Alex, think you're smart?? haha bitch zoella is much better than you cuz she has 10 mil and you have 1 fucking baby boo with goo in your diaper

also eat a bong booty
by spaceinspace January 31, 2017
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bing bing bong bong

The mysterious noises that come out of Donald Trump's face
People like me from previous months okay, total control--BING BING BONG BONG.
by TheDoctorofWho February 28, 2017
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To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
by Jammaaal September 13, 2011
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Shower Bong Effect

When you fart in the shower and the water intensifies the smell.
The shower bong effect is when you rip an average fart in the shower and you almost have to exit because of the intense smell.
by runbucky April 5, 2011
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Boshkalay Bong Bong

Boshkalay Bong Bong
Boshkalay Bong Bong is a word made by a YouTube channel called @D'aydrian Harding (go sub to him). Boshkalay Bong Bong does not really have a meaning. Boshkalay Bong Bong is a word u can use when you're having fun with a friend or even if your by yourself. Have fun using the word and go Subscribe to D'Adrian Harding on YouTube.
by ur bestiee for life February 24, 2023
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