bmi pain olympics

Maybe one of the funniest videos out there, if you look it up on google then you'll laugh your nuts off...

''Son: I'm bored and i want a good laugh''
''Dad: Watch the BMI Pain Olympics and you'll be satisfied''

by ChildPornLover696969420bLaZeIt March 30, 2017

Thylkovo BMI

RIP

"Tak co BMI?"
"Thylkovo BMI"
F

by moravak December 16, 2018

bming

A short form for "bad mannering." Occurs frequently in online games (like LoL, WoW, SC2) in which a player will insult, rage or swear at another player on his/her own team, usually for no known reason.

Bob: "I was playing LoL last night and this guy wouldn't stop bming me"
Mary: "What a douche"

by woohoo1234 September 23, 2012

bmim

big man in mathewson -- tsunami maker, earthquake creator, pizza hut destroyer, taco terrorizer.
What????

the bmim is going to pizza hut and is going to bankrupt 'em

by bmim222 March 24, 2022

Bmisk The Dragonslayer

A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............

Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?

Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.

Sean: This is true!

by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009

BMILF

An very attractive bridesmaid at a wedding with whom one fantasizes having sexual relations with.

Pippa Middleton totally upstaged the Duchess of Cambridge as the Maid of Honour at the royal wedding. Pippa's a total BMILF ! I think I should tweet about it with hashtag #BMILF !!

by waity-katy May 22, 2011

BMIC

n. Black Man In (the) Church

n. Coined by Squid, when a black man came into the church asking for money and scared the @&$%* out of all of us while we were practicing

n. Song, written by Before October Ends to jam out.

n. Source of MANY laughs

Squid: OH yeah... look at that guy right there.

Kevin: What guy?

Squid: That BMIC!!

Josh: BMIC?

Squid: Yeah you remember that Black Man In the Church??

Selena: Yeah guys.. remember that dude scared the **##% out of us

Squid: Dang BMICs, go suck a BUTTHOLE!!!

by blackmaninthechurch February 2, 2010