Blursed

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

by TuTally March 3, 2010

blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005

Blurse

When something is both a blessing and a curse.

Sarah found her large breasts had always been something of a blurse, while they filled out her shirt nicely she got tired of men not looking her in her eyes.

by JMH and Ryan Thomas January 18, 2009

blurnsball

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")

by Shimrah July 27, 2003

Blursed

Something that is blessed and cursed at the same time.

it's cursed and blessed, so it's blursed

by Lern's big fan April 26, 2019

blursday

A day you spend hungover, high, or drunk

I got so drunk on Friday. I slept in all blursday but Sunday I went to brunch.

by J4432 May 2, 2007

Blurst

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

by mollar April 19, 2007