Murp Blurp 

Phrase coined by a crazed UFO occult nutjob to describe the act of possession of the body by an alien entity, like that is even a real thing.

Something about quantum environment scanning and entanglement. seriously, this guy must be hopped up on goof balls.

The alien appeared in the hallway then all of the sudden MURP BLURP and it had me under its control.

Murp Blurp by UFON November 1, 2023

blurp 

when your computer freezes but you keep clicking and when it unfreezes everything happens all at once

my compter blurped the other day while playing sims 3

blurp by jmaster876 June 10, 2009

Blurp 

When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss

Invented by Aoife Preston

Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me

Blurp by beckyandaife September 18, 2014

Blurp 

When you put the balls in your mouth and burp.

My girl gave me a blurp last night and the vibrations were great.

Blurp by Soundwave369 September 16, 2018

Blurp 

A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.

I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.

Blurp by MaxSwell May 27, 2007

Blurp 

Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.

"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"

Blurp by CD901928374885993 January 7, 2010

Blurp 

The sound one makes when belching; usually followed by a "Dude, who just mouth-farted?"

Blurp!
Oh, man, who just burped? I hare it when people burp and then blow in your face! Stupid butt-bandits!

Blurp by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA May 6, 2003