Blurb

A relevant slab of your past.

Valentina: "My mind went blurb"
Alejandro: "What the fuck does that even mean?"
Valentina: "Think about it like the opposite of mind going blank"

by Ana Gonzalez August 12, 2017

Blurb

The primary source of worship in the religion of Shronkism. Can also be used to describe someone who is often chased.

Let's chase blurb, yo!

by LeBean James December 15, 2022

Blurb

Rolled up or normal Cigarette
OR!
A cigar

You got a blurb mate?
Im out for a blurb.
Omg i didnt know you blurbed?!
Yeah im blurbing now.

by Jassywassyfishcake December 13, 2010

Blurb

Just like popping out for 30 mins to get some shit for the room.

Elinor was wrong, how weird?. ..

Coming out for a quick blurb?

by Jauu727 December 4, 2020

Blurb

blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.

adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"

by Bobarian October 17, 2014

blurb

A blurb is just a short written peice about something. Usually it's in reference to a newspaper article that briefly mentions a barely newsworthy item.

The blurb on the second page only scratched the surface of the material.

by Catalytic of Bnet East July 9, 2003

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004