blumpkie

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

by Japo Jones October 31, 2006

blumpieality

recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig

Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night

by Rocco Cocko III April 25, 2010

Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Blumpkie-9 plus one

A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.

John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.

by representa2480 May 25, 2011

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016