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blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.
Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.
by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011
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Blumpcano

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.
Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.
by PooderNYC May 17, 2006
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blumpkabout

The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.
Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.
by Diarhea Monsoon December 4, 2009
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BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The art of receiving a blumpkin on a roller coaster.
I heard it was physically impossible to receive a BlumpkAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH on the Kingda Ka, but I proved otherwise.
by Bobby Fishher May 5, 2008
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blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.
1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.
by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011
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Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008
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blumpnasty

Receiving a rim job while taking a poo.
Bob Saget gave the most outrageous blumpnasty to Condoleezza Rice, you couldn't even clean it up with a spoon!
by Jeffers January 13, 2005
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