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A blurdon is someone clumsy and gauche, totally lacking in sensitivity and social decorum.....

"You puked up on the Persian carpet you great blurdon"

by Keith C February 24, 2007

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bludoggie

When your mate calls you a bludoggie he's trying to advise you not to date a loose whoring gold digger.

Don't be a bludoggie, she's eating from a gold septar while using you.

by Scarletteve January 1, 2021

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A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.

Conversation in public restroom:

Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?

Gay Guy #1: Ha!

by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006

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Blundonian, Blundonian Laugh

Originally from Stephen Blundon, a Blundonian laugh expresses immeasurable amounts of hilarity, entertainment, or sarcasm in a single HA!

Can also be used as a deragatory slur towards a bumbling jackanape.

Passerby: Hey Steve, didja see the size of that bitch? That's a HHHUUUGEEE bitch!

Stephen Blundon: HA!

by Stephen Blundon September 27, 2004

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