blumplestiltskin

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.

by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008

blumplestilskin

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato

I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin

by Hopscotch Randy August 6, 2016

blimple

When you blow on her nipples through her blouse, in public, so her nips are erect, in public

I blew on my moms nipples at the store, I gave her a blimple

by Zilkytheplan February 8, 2021

Blimple

When a Husky breaks into your house and shits in your shoes

"Damn it, the neighbor's dog blimpled me again"

by LeBigCatto September 23, 2022

Blimplebloop

Someone who needs the help of Google to understand insults thrown at them.

Drake is such a blimplebloop.

by HFalco September 3, 2024