bludge

to beat or hit
to strike someone with high intensity

i will bludge you over the head

by schro October 15, 2006

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010

bludge

Someone who is beautiful, lush looking, and gorgeous!!!

Basically means FIT!

Originated In Devon

That Beezy is well Bludge

by c.l.a.i.r.e. March 18, 2008

bludge

bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.

That class is bludgin' me.

Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'

by doo doo baby April 7, 2005

bludge donation

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.

Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

by big bad bill July 5, 2012

bludge cunt

A bludgecunt is a rough bogan motherfucker who likes tacky violence and drinking VB.

AMY: What you watching?
JAKE: The NFL.
AMY: Oh jeez, you're such a bludge cunt.

by thebludger September 8, 2014

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019