Blorange

A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is emphasising her bump.

The emphasising could be any number of ways, the most common being to place the hands on the hips and push the belly/bump out whilst making facial gestures to support the bloranging.

Look at that woman over there, see, she bloranged and before long, someone saw her and gave up her seat so she could sit down on the train.

When being asked to go and get a drink by her husband, Rachel bloranged, groaned and smiled sweetly. Her husband then got up and made the drink himself.

by DjDarkNight June 3, 2009

Blorange

A descriptive term for a girl with bleached blonde hair and too much fake tan.

Wow check that Blorange girl out by the bar.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

blorange

To suck on a mans balls during a blowjob, usually with his cock still in the mouth.

She wrapped her mouth around his cock and balls and gave him the best blorange of his life.

by Kezza250285 October 9, 2013

Blorange

A girl who has dyed blonde hair and has so much make up and fake tan on she is orange (usually glowing orange). Looks very unnatural.

Hey Paul, cool party but its ashame how many bloranges turned up.

by Bonzo66 October 30, 2007

Blorange

a mountain in Wales that is also the only word that rhymes with "orange"

Went hiking up Blorange when I went to Wales last year and took an orange to put on the summit.

by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi July 2, 2011

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

Blorange

(Adj.) Weird, cool, and slightly disturbing

That centaur-taur was very Blorange!

by iTs JuSt YoUr PeRsOnAliTy March 13, 2022