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Colloquial spelling of "Balloon", sometimes used metaphorically as an insult referring to someone who has known negative attributes. Why call someone a balloon? No real answer.
"Here, look at that drunk fella over there" "Aye, seen him earlier, hes a bloon."
Bloon by ricocheted August 8, 2023
Bloon is a balloon from the game Bloons Tower Defense developed by Ninja Kiwi. it should be capitalized because Bloon is made-up by Ninja Kiwi, and is also in the title.
I got a Bloon!
Bloon by dictonaryboy September 22, 2023
A sentient balloon with the want to destroy.
That bloon is escaping!
Bloon by okaytheniguess May 5, 2024
scary thing it so scary it will snap half your bloodline out existenc however gorilla can pop it
insert person: i saw there was bloon there
insert monkey: ok i pop it
insert person: yippee
bloon by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024

Evil Bloon 

Reiteration of the Evil Blunt slang for weed, into a nitrous balloon.

Bloon is a shortening of Balloon used in the mobile game Bloons Tower Defense. So in short, Evil Bloon is a nitrous balloon used for inhalation.
Im off the evil bloon broo, shit is fucking me up.

Fill up another bloon for me!!.
Evil Bloon by outwaifu April 26, 2025