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blondistt

A person who discriminates against blondes
Jerry is a blondistt, he hates blonde people
by Willace Shneebly January 14, 2008
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blondite

(blónd/īght)
1. (noun) A nicer way of saying "blonde lesbian" or blond-dyke.
2. (adjective) Extremely bright; having the appearance of being lit by sunlight.
3. (verb) To leave the scene of drama before it involves you.
4. (noun) A light colored tiny penis.
5. (noun) A blonde girl who will do anything for the limelight when the time is right.

Fun Fact:
The word "blondite" is most commonly used when referring to one's small, lightly colored penis. This meaning of the word originated from "blond" meaning "light" and "ite" meaning "little".
1. That blondite at the club last night was all up on Sally Jane.
2. My hair was so blondite in the fields this afternoon
3. That girl blondited the fight a couple seconds ago.
4. His blondite was so not satisfying.
5. He will do anything for a blondite.
by Curry-itch-mee December 1, 2013
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blondicap

A conjunction of "blonde" and "handicap"; defined as the amount of slack given to a blonde who is attempting something, to make up for her perceived ditziness
If you are playing pool with Candi, you may need to blondicap her a few balls
by YelloHeeb January 4, 2006
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Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.
I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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blonditch

a blonde horse loving straight white girl; blonde bitch; derogatory term for a straight white blonde horse loving innocent christan girl
dude have you seen estelle? she rides horses AND is blonde!?!?!? what a blonditch
by uhm,uhhhhhhh, ermmmm July 17, 2023
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Blondist

The act of discriminating towards blonde hair that is died or bleached, usually by someone who has natural blonde hair.
I could totally see her roots. It was evident she hasn’t seen her colorist in months.

OMG! Don’t be blondist!
by Zadeey January 9, 2024
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