Bloke

The act of choking while giving a blow job, often experienced by those with an overactive gag reflex or a small mouth.

I tried to have this girl blow me last night but all she could do was bloke the whole time

by Jjsteelers April 7, 2019

Bloke

Noun -

British slang for a man that is typically stereotyped as being average or normal. Bloke is also sometimes used to describe a man who is normally seen outside in crowded areas. A synonym for this could be "Average Joe".

Person 1 - "Some guy picked up the pen I had dropped today."
Person 2 - "Sounds like a nice bloke."

by UncleDuckFace April 22, 2018

Bloke

Dickhead

Damo is a Bloke

by Coxy2007 October 25, 2020

Bloke

-trapped smoke escaping from the stomach when burping

-to blow smoke with a burp

'dude, I bloked right in Mr. Wilson's face and he sent me right to detention.'

by extomkat January 21, 2009

Blokes on Blokes

When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.

Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.

by MrMan4Life June 3, 2020

bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

bloke

You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.

'I met this bloke in town who told me to stop wasting my time on the internet...'

by zimo August 15, 2004