blocker

When a dude is trynna get wit ta female and a jealous or juss plain annyoing friend keeps jumping tha way "blocking" tha progress.

I saw a hella fly chick lass nite at tha club but her friend was a tha biggest blocker eva.
OR
Da cutest boy at da club was hittin on my friend instead of me so I had to be a blocker and mess up his game.

by Nunyabusinesshoe June 14, 2008

blocker

When a girl falls asleep on the couch, and refuses to go to bed, with the sole purpose of preventing you from stretching out and relaxing.

Sara was obviously tired, but she refused to leave the couch and hold her position as a blocker.

by m00z January 08, 2009

blocker

In online multiplayer gameplay, usally FPS (first person shooter), a 'blocker' is someone who blocks the only exit from a room or other confined space by standing, crouching or lying in the doorway in a way that prevents teammates players getting around them. Usually will gain a fast 'MOVE N00B BLOCKER!1!111' from other players, especially if their escape route from fire or grenades is blocked.

This idiot n00b blocker is trapping me in this room!

by Ass999 September 26, 2005

blocker

A female who looks attractive when she is viewed a block away, but, when she is viewed again closely, does not.

So the other day, I thought I saw my true love when I saw this hot chick crossing the street, but when she passed me by, she was only a blocker.

Courtney Love is a blocker.

by user001 October 20, 2004

blocker

A person who is in your way. Often fat and usually unobservant to notice where they are.

I can't get through the door. A blocker is talking to someone in the doorway.

by Main Man June 30, 2006

Blockers

Something a doctor would prescribe to a Heroin addict, usually by way of bail conditions issued by the courts, which BLOCKS the effect of any Heroin taken or gives the user undesired effects e.g Nausea, shakes, cold sweats etc

Commonly used in the Castleford, England area among others

"Maffys on the blockers again, he got caught shop lifting an the courts included taking them as part of his bail conditons. There going to test his piss to make sure he's taking them" said Liam to Dan

by Dr Do-Not-Alot April 08, 2010

Blockers

When a girl wears tight pants and big panties under em.

Yo tina got a phat ass but them panties are huge, she blocking.

by Dan The Mizzan May 16, 2005